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we blondes have a lot more fun! brunettes are mostly jealous of us!that is why almost every brunette has BLONDE highlights!!!! we are beautiful,hot,pretty,amazing,ravishing,sexy,have fun,and can be tigers or little devils in bed!!!!
guy 1. last night i went on a date with a brunette it was terrible.
guy 2. i went out with a blonde it was terrific!!
guy 1. she was so boring.
guy 2. my BLONDE was so amazingly fun!!
guy 1. this time i am going with a blonde!!
guy 2. now you make sense!!!!
blonde by tiger 121 June 23, 2009
A hair color. Many blondes are known to be too wrppped up in their bodies to pay attention to anything. This causes the blonde jokes.
Two blondes were trying to unlok their car with a hair pin when one shouted, "Hurry! It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
blonde by allison April 9, 2004

blonde brittany 

Gets played by Bo Jangles while receiving 10 anal beads.
Blonde Brittany goes home every weekend to be molested by Bo Jangles, while she takes 10 anal beads from Z-unit.
blonde brittany by jerome mascowitz February 28, 2005

dumb blonde 

usually a very hot female with big breasts. And never has any idea what is going on unless she is shaking her booty.
me: murrin, I'm going to have sex with you tomaro.

murrin: OK!!! hahaha I love cheezitz and mountain dew!

me: wow i'm so glad that your fine ass is a dumb blonde!
dumb blonde by notlad December 31, 2007

Blonde Mafia 

Four girls who commonly refer themselves as the Blonde Mafia or "BM" for short. They drive in a gold Lexus RX300 and blast their favorite songs with the wicked stereo. They are blonde, fearless, intimdating but loved. They create natural wind while walking. They use words like "busted", "abso", "de frickin licious", "blah blah blah", and "whatev" to emphasise their speech.
There goes the Blonde Mafia/BM in the Mafia Mobile, I wonder what trouble/party they are going to get into next.
Blonde Mafia by Blonde Mafia June 18, 2006
A goo chewer that constantly stirs the pot. Usually someone from Kingston's wrong side of the tracks.
Man that guy pulled a blondin with that email he sent...
blondin by doleh April 1, 2008