to lay beef or the act of laying beef is when a person and or persons fart, poop, or shart, without telling the other people in the room.
"glenn was laying beef while the rest of us sat by watching tv unsuspectingly"
" I was about to lay beef in the middle of a speech, but decided to hold it in."
" I was about to lay beef in the middle of a speech, but decided to hold it in."
by JERANIMAL July 19, 2009
Get the Lay beefmug. When a woman (or a very feminine male) riding a motorized vehicle serves hot and juicy beef at a Chicago sporting tailgate.
by DrDizzle October 10, 2017
Get the Slinging the Beefmug. Kent: Hey Joe why are you openly weeping in this fine restauant, Didn't you enjoy your 1.5 kg Fillet Mignon Tenderloin?
Joe: Oh kent, these are not tears of sorrow, I have eaten so much I have a case of the beef weeps. But don't worry about me it will pass in an hour or so.
Joe: Oh kent, these are not tears of sorrow, I have eaten so much I have a case of the beef weeps. But don't worry about me it will pass in an hour or so.
by spoondude April 10, 2011
Get the Beef Weepsmug. It’s when you eat tacos and the beef sticks your tongue and the bottom of your mouth together so you have to pull it apart with your hands.
by umokthen May 12, 2020
Get the beef gluemug. by catlover89 June 22, 2021
Get the cream of beefmug. I had just drawn a hot bath and was soaking my tired muscles when I did a beef twerp and a brown slick bubbled to the surface.
by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019
Get the Beef Twerpmug. by akendall June 28, 2009
Get the Beef Handlemug.