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Beam

The event where that dream where you forget your pants comes true...
Oh gosh, I'm on beam next. I hope no one notices that I have a really bad wedgie.
by Max(the awesome one) January 21, 2013
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monkey beam

1. An intense bright focused beam of light enclosed in a spotlight housing attached to the left front post of a police cruiser. It's primary use is to illuminate "African American's", "French Canadians" or any other type of "nappy headed hoes" in high crime areas or inner city ghetto's.

2. It can also be used as a spotlight to illuminate dark areas during routine traffic stops.
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1. Burger, did you see that cop monkey beam that group of French Canadian's behind the dumpster by the liquor store?

They were smoking crack and got caught.

Those French Canadians never learn.
by dixie mongus May 30, 2007
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Morristown-Beard

Prep school in Morristown, NJ. One of the better independent schools around, this institution drips with tradition and history. From the street, Mo-Beard looks like a country club and on the inside, the new Beard Hall looks amazing. Despite the high price tag (about $22,000) a year, MBS has its share of wealth, evident among the students--fashion and cars. The student body is uber-prep--sporting the latest Brooks Brothers, JCrew or Vera Bradley trends.

With diplomas in hand, Mo-Beard sends its graduates to preppy colleges, including Bates, Union, Dickinson, Villanova and Hamilton, as well as a few Ivies.
Morristown-Beard is the preppiest of places in affluent Morris County.
by Crimson December 14, 2004
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beady beads

The "beady beads" are the hair that is usually on the back of an afro-american's neck. Also, referred to as the "kitchen". This hair usually forms into tight curls making it very hard to manage.
"Girl! I can't braid your beady beads into this, they are untamable! "
by sasacash April 24, 2018
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particle beam cannon

Used on ships from gunships to dreadnoughts, particle beam cannons are some of the most effective weapons developed. Smaller ships like gunships and corvettes have few anti-capital cannons, and more anti-fighter cannons. Larger ships employ multiple anti-capital cannons, which make for spectacular ship battles.
The particle beam cannon was only seen in the Lucifer in FreeSpace.
by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004
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Granny beaded

A neck looking like it has a beaded necklace from the toil and sweat of working hard.
All of them workers have got granny beaded necks and muddy jeans from working out on the farm all day long.
by Mannypies August 17, 2009
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todd beamer high school

A school that’s half rich white kids that try and act hard because they’re parents by them Jordan’s and iPhones and Ghetto bitches who say “fuck school” and eat hot Cheetos in the bathroom
“You go to Todd Beamer? Damn that schools wack as fuck” Todd Beamer High School is a place for annoying and rude teenagers.
by Suck a toe January 7, 2019
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