A Haley baker is a amazing and Inspiring person she has her ups and downs and is usually a blonde head if u see her try give her a chance she is amazing she usually gets all the boys attention when she comes through but a kendall, and more names seem to get her attention more and she does have a bad side but try not to get on it if u ever get a haley baker hold her tight and never let go she is a real one!!😍❤️
by Jake albans April 12, 2019

A Bakers Cock Ring is when one (usually elderly men) raps a twist tie around their cock to pervert it from leaking.
by Ipoopmypants.com February 17, 2022

A boy or someone masculine who is adorable or cute, has a parental nature especially if they’re good with a niece or a girl. They can also bake (From scratch or from the box) however not always a baker.
by SykoG July 21, 2021

Dirk: Hey, nice haircut... but I thought you were joining the Peace Corps, not the Marine Corps.
Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.
Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.
Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.
Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.
Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.
Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.
by Vepa H May 31, 2013

by mskivy.2 June 4, 2023

by squid_x January 11, 2021

He's such a baker.....
by TheMakerOfTreesInIndonesia543 March 25, 2024
