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Alton

noun- person- jamaican origin- masculine- A passionate lover of women. Wildly erotic and satisfying to the opposite sex. Extremely talented and creative while making women feel he really gives a shit. Void of sincere comittment. Will screw any female with half a vagina.
he's such an Alton, i came six times last night!

He's never gonna marry me! Fucking Alton!!
by googooman January 4, 2010
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dirty Antonio

the act of stuffing random foreign objects into someone's ass
Person 1: ay bro you won't believe what I just did, I just gave my stepdad a Dirty Antonio
by е May 4, 2020
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Blue Anon

A leftist conspiracy ideology so offensively true they had it removed from a fake slang dictionary
All these lefties offended bring called out for being part of Blue Anon because it's true.
by Theorist84 March 7, 2021
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Antonia Timmens

A recurring MadTV character played by Nicole Sullivan. She was defined by her noticable lisp and her catchphrases "okay," "yes," "it is possible" and "I don't know."

Her sketches generally revolved around a task she is assigned, and that she fails to complete due to her miscomprehension. Many of her sketches also feature Phil LaMarr as somebody troubled by her.
1. Did you see that Antonia Timmens skit? It was hilarious!

2. "Your name is Antonia Timmens?"
"Yes"
"And you want to work as a cashier?"
"...Okey."
"Do you have any experience as a cashier?"
"I don't know.."
by Asellus Primus October 23, 2009
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antoni porowski

He’s such an antoni porowski...always making meals.
by reservedprking July 9, 2018
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antonio gay

hes a gaylord and has a side bitch named Marco
OMG, is that antonio gay the gay lord whos side bitch is Marco?
by antonio is gay January 16, 2019
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Antonio

Antonio has a big cock and will get all the girls
Girl who is that
Other girl that’s Antonio he has a big dick
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