"look at the curb alert" due to the fact that the only way someone will want them is if they are on the curb for free.
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Get the curve alert mug.He went to the bathroom to brush his teeth for a second time that night after receiving a full-on Amber alert
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Get the amber alert mug.New pop culture term used to describe the sighting or observation of an abusive female as it is a common misconception that women cannot be abusers. This term was brought to life during the Depp v. Heard lawsuit in 2022, where disgraced actress and boyfriend abuser, Amber Heard, was exposed for being an abusive woman who lied while on the stand as a witness and manipulated the press to ruin Depp's career.
Amber Alert! Did you see what Kaitlynn did to Victor?
Yeah, I didn't know she would hit him and then give him a knife as a Christmas present to trick the cops into thinking he was the abuser.
Right?
Yeah, I didn't know she would hit him and then give him a knife as a Christmas present to trick the cops into thinking he was the abuser.
Right?
by KanraStar May 1, 2025
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1. A localized emergency notification issued when an elderly bald man is spotted wandering within a one-mile radius of a medical facility, usually post-colonoscopy, squinting through crooked glasses and moving at a cautious, arthritic shuffle.
2. A hyper-specific Silver Alert for a founding member of a friend group who refuses to admit his knees sound like microwave popcorn and who insists he “just needs better lighting” before every pinball game.
Symptoms may include:
• Slow, determined walk back to a parked vehicle because “it’s not that far.”
• Adjusting glasses 47 times per minute.
• Muttering about flipper lag while standing under the brightest light in the building.
• Claiming recovery is “no big deal” while gripping the handrail like it owes him money.
1. A localized emergency notification issued when an elderly bald man is spotted wandering within a one-mile radius of a medical facility, usually post-colonoscopy, squinting through crooked glasses and moving at a cautious, arthritic shuffle.
2. A hyper-specific Silver Alert for a founding member of a friend group who refuses to admit his knees sound like microwave popcorn and who insists he “just needs better lighting” before every pinball game.
Symptoms may include:
• Slow, determined walk back to a parked vehicle because “it’s not that far.”
• Adjusting glasses 47 times per minute.
• Muttering about flipper lag while standing under the brightest light in the building.
• Claiming recovery is “no big deal” while gripping the handrail like it owes him money.
“Greg just had a colonoscopy and is walking home with those bad knees. Somebody issue a Bald Alert before he tries to read street signs in the dark.”
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