When you ask a question that is clearly a "Yes" or "No" question, and the reply involves dancing around the issue with nonsensical overly complicated verbiage, making a clear effort to avoid giving a clear "yes" or "no" answer, and also subtly gaslighting the questioner.
YOU: "Was Stalin Evil for killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
CHAT GPT: "EVIL is such a strong world, and it must be understood that the complex and nuance concepts of what a person is helps define what we mean by when we say Stalin and 'killing people.' It must be considered that we cannot make judgements without exploring the issue with long inclusive langauge or conceptial intersectionality based on the issue at hand. It can in fact be hurtful to make such judgements or to utter statements of this because it can infringe on the rights of numerous individual identities who identify as Stalin-colored minorities. We must ... *insert random collection of words that sound intellectual but have no real meaning or value.*
YOU: "That's a Woke Salad right there, buddy."
CHAT GPT: "EVIL is such a strong world, and it must be understood that the complex and nuance concepts of what a person is helps define what we mean by when we say Stalin and 'killing people.' It must be considered that we cannot make judgements without exploring the issue with long inclusive langauge or conceptial intersectionality based on the issue at hand. It can in fact be hurtful to make such judgements or to utter statements of this because it can infringe on the rights of numerous individual identities who identify as Stalin-colored minorities. We must ... *insert random collection of words that sound intellectual but have no real meaning or value.*
YOU: "That's a Woke Salad right there, buddy."
by mrsnugs February 27, 2024
Get the Woke Saladmug. Woke (Noun) - Hand-wringing, bed-wetting little pussies. Think men are women. Think African & Asian culture is superior to White Western & Far Eastern culture. Think illegal immigrants are tops but wouldn't want to live with or near them. Are generally failures in their pathetic existences.
Person 1- hello, nice day isn't it.
Woke person- no it isn't and if you don't agree with me then you're a racist, sexist, homophobic, islamophobic, inbred violent bigot
Woke person- no it isn't and if you don't agree with me then you're a racist, sexist, homophobic, islamophobic, inbred violent bigot
by Bish bash boosh March 16, 2025
Get the Wokemug. Being in the know of the true powers that be in the world. Most recently used negatively as a slight or insult toward more liberal individuals advocating against systematic oppression in its many forms. Although, in the earlier 2000s up until recently (2020) it was used in a positive light when referring to someone who is aware of or believes in a controversial truth or conspiracy theory.
1.) Don’t debate BLM with my cousin Brittany, she’s super liberal and woke.
2.) My friends are so woke, we can talk conspiracies for hours!
2.) My friends are so woke, we can talk conspiracies for hours!
by OhHiDany November 28, 2021
Get the Wokemug. pro-communist, anti-capitalist yet for some reason chooses to live in a capitalist country when they could move out, finding racism in everything, exhuding acceptance and tolerance by acting extremely hostile to different opinions, the incapability of critical thought, being anti-police while calling the cops for help when theyre in an emergency, hating their country because it's not an oppressive totalitarian state
me: yo did you see me shout that old woman down the other day for holding up an anti-abortion sign?
friend: sure did! that was so woke!
friend: sure did! that was so woke!
by fergus555 January 19, 2022
Get the wokemug. "Woke" is being in a state of being open-eyed to the world around you. Wokeness is the essence of being aware and connected to your environment (personal not ecological nor global), nor is it political! If one is Woke they are able and willling to call a lie a lie, and to SEEK the truth.
See "Woke" definition above
by WierdWizard January 11, 2023
Get the Wokemug. An individual who chooses live a subsistence lifestyle and eco warrior philosophy while stepping into the carbon foot prints of others.
Jason is such a woke hobo he only takes natural fiber items from the free store.
Sunbeam went on forever about the evils of oil companies before she asked me for all my plastic recycling to repair her tar paper shack.
Sunbeam went on forever about the evils of oil companies before she asked me for all my plastic recycling to repair her tar paper shack.
by HeathIam November 5, 2019
Get the Woke hobomug. The political equivilant of "nerd". It's not a compelling statement, it's just a meaningless insult.
by O' Chungus December 9, 2023
Get the Wokemug.