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The tiger woods

The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.
Verb; Deloris: I'm too tired tonight

Jimmy: that's it, your getting the tiger woods later
by Archibald Meat Pants November 30, 2015
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it's just words

Words with nothing behind them, bragging without actions, empty words.
Donald Trump on Sexual Assault Remarks: 'It's Just Words'. "I've said some foolish things, but there is a big difference between words and actions."
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I like your funny words magic man

The reference of the character JFK in the tv show clone high
Guy 1:HAAHAHHAHAH
Guy 2:”I like your funny words magic man
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hidden like a cottonmouth in the woods

Code name for being hung over after a night of heavy drinking; commonly used in dorms
Man 1: Where is Jack?

Man 2: He's not up yet he is probably hidden like a cottonmouth in the woods.
by Jbird24 January 1, 2008
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Tiger Woods

Famous golf player who doesn't necessarily need his set of golf clubs to hit a few holes.

A golf player who often gets wood.
"Tiger Woods has been hitting so many holes-in-one off the tee, that his golf earnings will barely cover the alimony he'll have to pay!"
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80s words

Words used in the 80s that aren't usually used today. More than likely are "big words."
"Most 80s words are considered stupid in modern times to some people, but I think they're really cool."
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Woodsy

An orgy taking place amongst people in the woods; particularly in the mountains of western Carolina.
Several cars pulled off the Blue Ridge Parkway to have a woodsy.
by muggie August 10, 2008
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