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John West

To call a guy John West is to imply that he will only go out with girls that meet his high standards.

The definition relates to the companies slogan, "It's the fish that John West rejects that makes John West, the best." Which if you consider the girl to be the fish then this is similar to a guy with high standards rejecting girls that don't meet them because he only accepts the best.
Sophie: Hey, Tom would you like to go out with me?

Tom: No thanks Sophie you don't meet my high standards.

Sam: Haha, Tom, Sophie's pretty hot I'm going to call you John West.
by weaby7 October 19, 2013
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Smith and Wesson Model 29

The definition of awesome in handguns. High Calibre bullets, used by clint eastwood, and an awesome look confirm that this guy is the embodiment of awesome. Everyone will not want to stare down the barrel of it, as they know if he pulls the trigger their head is going to be blown off.
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? ~ Dirty Harry referring to his smith and wesson model 29, talking to an injured bank robber.
by Vegerot March 6, 2010
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West Lothian Council

''Did u hear they WLC cunts got caught having an all male gangbang last night?''
by Brendan April 6, 2003
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westchester

The area of New York immediately north of the Bronx. Has rich areas and poorer areas. Many kids from Westchester pretend to be ghetto while their parents make 6 figure salaries. Also, people from Southern Westchester (like myself) take much offense when told we are from "upstate".
by WC Native April 13, 2006
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West Texan

Apparently, the language George W. Bush is fluent in. Bears almost no resemblance to the English language.
George W. Bush: "Actually, I...this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about...when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.”
by DirkD January 24, 2007
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keepin it west coast

living in California and kicking it with your friends...oftentimes cannabis is involved.bros before hoes.
Charelton: "yo, i cant believe you would get in a car with four dudes thats some gay shit cuh"

LeTerrel: "nah we were hotboxing nigga, we were keepin it west coast"
by disABALa August 1, 2008
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nuclear wessels

1. What Chekhov says to the cop in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

2. What to ask old people or Republicans when you meet them on the street. Russian accent is essential for maximum hilarity.
Person: Esscuse me, vere are se nuclear wessels?

Old person or Republican: Oh my gosh, communist!

Person: Epic fail, McCarthy.

(Then you run away singing the yodel thing at the beginning of "Numa Numa")
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