Grab Your Best Friends Ass Week

Any week of a month you and your best friends can grab each others ass when ever you all want. But only on grab your best friends ass week

bestie, it’s grab your best friends ass week

by lortimmydadon September 1, 2021

Slap that big fat ass week

May 8th-May 14th is national slap that big fat ass week

James: “Bro did you hear todays May 8th it’s national slap that big fat ass week.”
Rob: “Oh fuck.”
James: “Bring that ASS HERE BOY!”
Rob: “OH HELL NAH”
James: *SLAPS THAT ASS*

by bigblackballzz111 May 7, 2023

Pat short people on the head week

You get to pat people under 5'3" from October 22nd-29th

girl- Stop hitting my head!

you- i can tho bc it's pat short people on the head week

by sleepychicken0511 October 20, 2023

first week car

This is used to descride the first week when a teeneager gets his/her car. It is known because during this period there is usually a no eating no driking policy. Usually this is the time also when they are most protective

Allie: Hey wanna ride to Dell Taco
Capri: No i dont want anybody in my car and absolutly no trash
Allie: pfft. what a first week car

by Du-Youn February 10, 2007

National Breakup Week

when most of the people you know end their relationships in one week

Anna and Joe broke up this week, and so did Bret and Jess and Justin and Monica. It's National Breakup Week, I guess.

by Faellyn187 June 13, 2009

a perfekt week

To sleep with seven different girls in seven consecutive nights and to get no rejection. Or in other words: seven nights,seven girls,zero rejections. This is the sexual equivalent of baseball's perfekt game.

Barney Stinson achieved a perfekt week

by Me_from_Vn August 25, 2010

Shark Week

Sharks like blood. Women bleed once a month. Shark week.

Dude! Do a little xbox today?

Can't. Shark week.

by Big Black Deer April 29, 2014