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war wagon 

A vehicle, usually a van that has a engine that is suped up to run as fast and have as much horsepower a possible. And is armor plated with heavy machine guns mounted in and/or on it and is sometimes armed with bazooks ect. so that it can be used to rob banks and/or kidnap women ect. and to excape from and fight police.
We got us a war wagon.
war wagon by Judge dredd7 October 2, 2011

Mama's hoopty wagon

A vehicle of poor condition that teenagers use which usually belongs to their mom.
"Dude, that chick's car sucks."
"Yeah, she thinks shes all cool sporting her mama's hoopty wagon"
Mama's hoopty wagon by D-Lo May 13, 2005

Big Monkey Wagon 

Derogatory slang (from the late 1980s) for a BMW car, from the understanding that African-Americans highly desired owning a BMW, or held great pride in the BMW that they may have owned.
He wants to trade in his Nissan for a Big Monkey Wagon.

kaffir wagon 

The equivalent of a 'paddy wagon' substituting the worthlessness of a kaffir for the awesomeness of an Irishman.

In this day and age, kaffirs fill up these 'paddy wagons' left and right.
-Dude run, the paddy wagon is coming.

-What the fuck is a paddy wagon? Oh you mean the kaffir wagon?
kaffir wagon by Uncle Choad December 9, 2008

sparkle wagon 

name given to a type of small yellow car with stars printed on it
man we're gonna be so pimpin drivin round in the sparkle wagon....if corey was drivin', he'd be draggin TWO wagons
sparkle wagon by ulrik g pod June 11, 2006

Jummy Wagon 

1) Any vehicle used by, or adapted for the use of a disabled person.

2) A car that looks like it should only be used by disabled people.
Dude, did you see my new Japanese 3-door hatchback?
What, the Jummy Wagon in the car park?
Jummy Wagon by TwoPointZero December 24, 2008