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NPR Rush Whiplash

The sense of absolute confusion that one feels when flipping the radio dial from National Public Radio directly to the Rush Limbaugh or any other right wing radio show. This has been known to cause liberals to feverishly vote for Barbra Streisand for every elected office on their ballots. In their delirium and panic in this condition, conservatives tend to vote for Sarah Palin's youngest child Trig. The ailment is easily treated by a steady diet of smooth jazz.
"I don't know what to do. I want to be fair about immigration but I am really concerned about illegal Lithuanians getting access to our health care system."

"You've been listening to NPR and Rush again, haven't you?"

"Yeah I think I have NPR Rush Whiplash."
by Cirdellin January 7, 2010
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fair crack of the whip

Australian colonial term meaning to give someone a fair chance or cut them a break.

Probably derived from when the original convict Australians were whipped with a "cat o nine tail" for any old indiscretion whether deserved or not...
Woman: Get out of my bed!
Man: Why?
Woman: Because you are not performing to my expectations softy!
Man: Fair crack of the whip! I'm drunk! ....Mumble mumble... Crazy Sheila.....
by Pertinentsnsuch February 14, 2014
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whipped

1. To be under the control of your girlfreind, wife, or other female partner (note: to be whipped doesn't mean your dating someone, it means your under partial control of a female and her powers). When your whipped your sucked into everything this female does or says and you do everything she asks and never disagree with her. 2. A horrible thing that can happen to men, boys, teens. If you know someone that is whipped, they are in major trouble! try to break them up A.S.A.P.!!!!
Dude!! Nate Ramsey is so WHIPPED! That girl has him under her complete control and he doesn't even know!! I gotta get him some help!
by nick mo October 29, 2005
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Whipshit

The ship between Whippy Creamy and Subway Seat from the object show HFJONE.
Person 1: Whats your favorite ship in HFJONE?
Person 2: I love whipshit! Its so cute!
by Dandelogan August 18, 2022
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whipped it out

when someone has punched above his weight to lock down a fittie. often impressing the lads, he has snared a girl that would usually be well out of his league.
'did you see her? - richard has whipped it out. outstanding'

'shes well fit, how did u manage that?'
"i laid the groundwork early"
'you've whipped it out lad.'
by barnes boyz August 2, 2009
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Whipped pussy

The act of fucking your partner till they no longer can walk/stand.
"Hey Jen must have gotten Whipped pussy last night she says she can't stand".
by POSEIDON'S TRIDENT August 25, 2016
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whippany park high school

the shittiest school in morris county new jersey. this school is full of crackheads, white, white, and more white racist republicans. everyone at this school basically wants to drop out of how shitty the teachers and people are. everyone hates each other and their own friends. all the students are fake as shit and you will most likely get trust issues if you attend this school!!
damn is that a whippany park high school football varsity jacket?
hell yeah we’re shit at football we haven’t won a game in 2 years!!
by Anonymous little whore October 14, 2019
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