twitter

a place where a bunch of 14 year old kpop fanboys fight and start world war 3.
Also a bunch of autistic people cancelling eachother like thats gonna do something, wait... it does? The person who gets cancelled is actually listening to those 14 year old kpop fans? What? the fuck?

Oh my god jessica jungkook is the best kpop star!
What, no! Yohan is better
Thats it, im cancelling you on twitter for having an opinion.

by hylrixe June 16, 2021

Pre-Twattery

Before Twattery can take event, pre-twattery has to come in
1. usually used when you are bored
2. need 3 points to win on scrabble and you see twat on the board

1. Dave: im bored
Jim: screw you your alway just full of pre-twattery i hate you (storms out the room)
Dave: ...

2. Jim: yeah... so yey 10points "Pre-Twattery"
Dave: thats not a real word what you on about
Jim: Thats not what urban dictionary said, i win

by Oli C March 22, 2009

twitter

a site that took the status updates from facebook and made it into a social network. its gay.

guy 1: yo,follow my twitter man.
guy 2. fuck no. get a facebook you queer

by fubous November 27, 2009

twitter

the act of fluttering ones eyelashes on another's anus

she sucked my balls and twittered my crack while jerking me off

by team vagg March 26, 2009

Twitter

Twitter is for hooligans and douchebags with nothing better to do than tell us why they are important. Sort of like blogs or Us magazine.

I just twittered about my big meeting I had earlier

by Ninja L November 13, 2009

twitter

to masturbate with a flaccid penis, to ejaculation.

i just twittered, came all over the sink.

by Dr big sexy April 18, 2009

Twitter Fingers

When a man plays with Clitoris and penetrates at the same time.

Action a referred as Playing Old school DJ with the Pussy.

“He gotta do Twitter fingers to make me cum”

“He gotta have Twitter fingers to get to work”

by Frstar27 June 20, 2019