Déjá Tweet

The overwhelming sensation of déjá vu that occurs shortly after posting a message or status update in a social media; the feeling that you've tweeted this before.

"I'm getting serious déjá tweet about that Twitter message I just posted..."
"Yeah, dude, you posted the exact same thing two weeks ago."

"Hey, are you feeling déjá tweet about your Tuesday status updates?"
"Yeah, but every Tuesday's the same for me."

by zims October 7, 2012

grand theft squirt

when someone is jerking off then just as they are about to finish you reach over and finish them

i saw my friend jerking off and then i gave him a grand theft squirt

by gondla man October 8, 2014

death by tweet

When you tweet something that will kill you.

Today we saw the president committing death by tweet.

by Nate Moe November 15, 2019

Grand Theft Auto

The most overrated series of video games ever, because it allows nerds to look like big, bad, guys to be a criminal who steals shiny cars, kills hookers, and has sex, all in their imagination. Awww! And Hot Cofee is just as overrated, we neeed to let that go too. Critics only like it and inflate all the scores because of the same reason as nerds, it's unique, you are notthe bad guy in real-time shooters. So yeah, please, for the love of god, look past the influence, and see the real falws, GFX suxks, Controls suck, Music is only ok, So who cares about hot cofee, I don't find the girls in that game hot.
Rating: 6.5/10

GTA is sooo overrated.

by Pimp-Slapped Soccer Mother September 14, 2005

Thefter

noun. theft·er
The scum that floats on top of watery diahrrea.

The thefter was surprisingly, and perhaps embarrasingly resistant to flushing at the new years gala.

by Umberto May 7, 2005

tweeter

It's a bird with a mask. He hops. Try to get on top of his head.

Hates most vegetables and fruits.
Cannot fly, despite having wings.
Known to live extremly long lifetimes.
Extremely rare in the wild.

Holy shit I just got my ass hopped to death by a TWEETER!

by Saint Tweeter May 26, 2004

tweeter

a rolled and folded peice of paper that is shot from a rubberband at high speeds leaves welts they hurt!

dang! that tweeter left a welt

by slm2nun March 5, 2005