Umberto's definitions

Emril, The

When one is having sex doggy style man pulls out and ejaculates in his hand. Then the man throws the sperm on the woman's back and says "BAM! Kick it up a notch!" As Emril the chef would say.

Dude, I video taped me giving Chris's mom the emril last night.

by umberto April 28, 2004

Thefter

noun. theft·er
The scum that floats on top of watery diahrrea.

The thefter was surprisingly, and perhaps embarrasingly resistant to flushing at the new years gala.

by Umberto May 7, 2005