Loggerhead Turtle

The act of giving a blowjob in the ocean while the penis is completely submerged in water (usually just 3-4 sucks at a time between coming back up for air).

"Dude, take my advice: don't ask her for a Loggerhead Turtle when the waves are really big."

by Herbert Muffin September 11, 2015

Turtling Out

The act of being so high/drunk that once upon your back, you are rendered incapable of getting yourself back to the appropriate angle

"He was so high last night he had a full on turtling out episode"

by Sir Spliffsalot March 10, 2009

Turtle Lee

Turtle lee means is short ,eyes are small and he plays video games sucks.

Turtle Lee is sucks

by Cool guy go to be man November 20, 2022

turtle popping

When you are running to the toilet with poo half out of your bum and you're squeezing your anus to get it back in.

Like a turtles head half out of its shell.

"Oh my God, I got to go to the loo; I'm turtle popping!"

by Carnthepear September 12, 2015

bert the turtle

A turtle used in the '50s to promote "Duck and Cover" in the case of an atomic bomb exploded. You can watch the video on you tube.

Tert The Burtle said, "Cuck and Dover" --- er, i mean, Bert the Turtle... same differemce

by Mr. Stinkypride February 2, 2017

Turtle Flipper

The art of inserting four knuckles into your father's anus and grabbing ahold of your thumb to work it back and forth in return directly for cannabis or money to buy cannabis

I couldnt afford any weed so i gave dad a turtle flipper.

by Turtleflippa3000 March 30, 2017

Turtle Roulette

A game where there are 5 turtles. And you must get one of the turtles to suck your dick. Uncomfortably one of the turtles is a snapping turtle.

Mike played turtle roulette last night and he got his cock bit off.

by CockMongler289 January 2, 2011