tooper

One who constantly sucks dick. Constantly trying to suck dick and constantly on it.

Sharelf: You know you madd ugly, that chick aint want you.
Jason: Nigga, shut up. You a tooper. Hop off!
Sharelf: I still got ya gurl, so HA.
Jason: Nigga, the only gurl you eva had was ya momz.

by toobadyetsosad November 9, 2007

torpedo

torpedo
(n).

1. This term is best described when a subject is being viewed by a person or persons from afar. The subject at a distance looks to be attractive, but as subject comes within closer proximity of the person or persons viewing the subject, the phase of what appeared attractive no long applies.
2. When objects or people look beautiful from far away, but dangerous or ugly up close.

d00d, no, she's a torpedo.

by TensePenguin July 30, 2009

Topped Out

When you're sucking a dick and the dick hits the back of your throat

That blonde pole monkey with the pretty blue eyes topped out on my dick and choked

by Matt Reese March 28, 2015

Muddy Mountain Topper

When you are titty humping with your ass in her face.

She wanted a pearl necklace, I gave her a muddy mountain topper instead.

by Majio June 16, 2011

Gay Torpedo

Noun: A large, un-flushable log of feces. These behemoths of the turd kind are shot out, primarily, by gay men. This is because their anus is stretched so wide, that the shiznits escape at diameters upwards of half a foot. One may often find these fecal relics occupying the last stall of public restrooms.


Hey, new guy! We got a code red! Grab that plunger, and some sulfuric acid, and go defuse that gay torpedo in the men's restroom!

by PiltDownMcMahon February 26, 2008

chinese torpedo

When your doing a girl doggystyle and you knock her arms out and drive her head into the headboard

Does your mammas head still hurt from the chinese torpedo i gave her last night?

by Beaner September 2, 2004

torpey

An Aussie slang for a "torpedo" kick. When kicking am oblong ball (i.e. gridiron ball, rugby ball, Aussie rules ball), it means to have the ball spin along it's longest axis, thus providing fantastic aerodynamics. Plus it looks pretty cool.

(in sports commentators voice) "Oh, a beautiful torpie there bounces into touch."

by Ryan Mock April 8, 2005