toaster weekend

the last weekend of the month or the weekend after a major holiday when cops are out in full force making their "bread and butter" by writing dumb citations to fill their quota.
person 1: man I was only going 7 over the speed limit.

person 2: It's toaster weekend. Cops will pull you over and fine ya for no reason these days.
by violanos January 11, 2011
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Toaster

A fun to play with Bath Toy!! (Needs an outlet and to be plugged in, before putting it in the tub)
"I just got the new Toaster Bath Toy!!"

"Dude, that's Lit!"
by MannCow August 15, 2017
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toaster

"toaster" may refer to:

-An appliance that is used to toast bread
-The EMD AEM-7 electric locomotive (could apply to ABB ALP-44)
-A protogen
"Yo, I just got a new toaster!"
"DUDE YOU GOT AN AEM-7???"
"Bro, I don't."
"You got a protogen?"
"FOR FUCK"S SAKE IT'S A THING USED TO TOAST BREAD!"
by siren_enjoyer March 29, 2023
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super toaster

A certain type of joint, rolled by one of your best buds, that is made from two joints papers, rolled expertly tight, and toasted with a lighter for minutes before being lit and smoked.
That super toaster joint u rolled tonight lasted so long, wowwaweewaaa
by Dick Tiddy October 22, 2017
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Toaster surfing

(Verb)
The act of taking a warm, albeit brief, bath with a plugged-in electrical appliance, such as a toaster.
"Brian can't come out with us tonight. He was pretty torn up about his hamster so he went toaster surfing instead."
by Significant Sandwich May 15, 2018
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Toaster

Someone who acts like a birch and gives off general toastery vibes
Also the definition of Cameron
You’re such a toaster!
You toaster!
by Badbirch69 December 05, 2020
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