I was at the diner and I asked for my bread toasted and the waiter was a toaster foamer. And foamed at the mouth
by Simon8089 October 21, 2025
Get the Toaster Foamermug. A party game involving a group of males masturbating on an un-sauced Toaster Strudel in a race to ejaculate first, leaving the last man to climax, doomed to eat the flaky breakfast pastry loaded with the rest of the males seamen.
by Yeeetmaster March 23, 2019
Get the Toaster Sploogelmug. by Grandma finally came and now I February 10, 2017
Get the computer toastermug. The best roast of all you can ever use if somebody tells you "ur grandpap a trap"
Completely destroy their IQ and emotions with this
Completely destroy their IQ and emotions with this
1:ur mom gay
2:well ur dad lesbian
1:no u
2:well ur granny tranny
1:but ur grandpap a trap
2: and ur aunt issa toaster
*1 immediately dies and falls*
2:well ur dad lesbian
1:no u
2:well ur granny tranny
1:but ur grandpap a trap
2: and ur aunt issa toaster
*1 immediately dies and falls*
by DehKukadoolKiide April 7, 2018
Get the Ur Aunt issa Toastermug. A toaster, many times confused with a toaster oven, is a magical box of metal with two slits it the top. After placing two slices of bread through the slits and waiting for a minute or so, will shoot out your bread magically in a new, cooked form. Goes delicious with butter and jam. (Preferably strawberry jam)
by Literally Just A Toaster August 29, 2019
Get the Toastermug. Toaster, also known as the forbidden bath bomb. Is the kitchen appliance for the single purpose of burning sliced bread
Person 1: hey man, can you warm up the forks in the toaster
Person 2:sure thing man
Person 1: hey dude, are you done?
Person 1: dude?
Person 2:sure thing man
Person 1: hey dude, are you done?
Person 1: dude?
by Tragedy of earth gonk the wise March 16, 2021
Get the Toastermug.