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Toaster bonus

The burnt crumbs that accumulate at the bottom of your toaster. Occasionally will emanate that burnt smell throughout your kitchen even though what you're trying to cook really isn't burning.
"I had a nice pile of toaster bonus on my counter after trying to dislodge a stuck bagel."
by Sakoesis October 18, 2008
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Toaster Strudel

Its when you burn them alive then cum on them
Ricky: Hey bro gave tiffany the toaster strudel last night

Bobby: Damn bro!!!
by DaddyNeedaJUICE August 29, 2018
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Toaster Mage

Toasty. A lazy lazy person. You can stalk him for 2 months and he will not notice. Yes, he is that oblivious. He keeps various odd things in his trenchcoat, such as a disc drive with a Linkin Park CD taped into it. Also very easy to kidnap.
"DAMN COMMUNIST!"
"SMITE!"
"You're the winner of the loser sweepstakes!"
"www.pieism.tk"
by Aimee February 4, 2005
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Toastering

Popping up periodically to check in on friends who are sick or otherwise might be having an especially difficult or momentous day.
Hey o, just toastering. I know today might be difficult. Make sure to hydrate and take care of yourself.
by Curliegurlie February 20, 2025
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Toaster

If I identify as a toaster, then that is what I objectively am.
by TylerAU89 July 19, 2022
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oklahoma toaster rancher

An inbred meth addict of the trailerpark variety whos only possessions are stolen toasters, most are disassembled and reassembled on a nightly basis and used to manufacture more meth, while found in many states oklahoma seems to be the most frequent
You dont want to go to walmart after midnight, thats when the oklahoma toaster ranchers come out
by Wort!Wort!Wort! May 10, 2018
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toaster traitor

a person who betrays toasters
jerry, why did you destroy our toaster? you are a toaster traitor!
by crimeraaa July 24, 2022
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