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BOULDER TITS

A girl with HUGE tits, like beyond F-cup.
Man! Nadine Jansen has boulder tits!
by I forgot my name! September 14, 2008
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Helicopter Tits

Tits moving a rhythmic circular motion similar to that of a helicopter rotor when fucked. Most commonly seen in larger natural breasts it can be induced in smaller breasts provided enough force is applied.
I was so mesmerized by your Mom's helicopter tits that I feel off your race-car bed.
by Mystic-X October 4, 2009
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nascar tits

When a girl lays on her back and the her tits go straight for the pits.
She got big ole boobies but u know when she lays down, she has nascar tits.
by Murda Me Up Son March 2, 2008
mugGet the nascar titsmug.

tit fucking

A guy thrust his dick inbetween a set of tits.

see also milkshake
by raquel January 20, 2004
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angel tits

I saw this lil' tramp last night shakin' that ass, and let me tell you she had some nice little angel tits pokin' thru her t-shirt.
by deepskull March 23, 2006
mugGet the angel titsmug.

Tit Hammock

A cheap bra worn by horrifically overweight women in America. The sheer, elephantine mass of their saturated mammories has over-powered the 5 cents worth of Taiwanese twine pretending to be underwire and their hee-yuge boobs have come to rest together at the lowest point of gravity, creating a monoboob.

It looks like a pair of massively overweight and unshapely arms have been folded across the chest. Terrifyingly, these same women seem to adopt this position over the top of their already shudder-inducing globes.

There is a way to fix this problem, however. Take a large cardboard box, such as you might receive a new fridge-freezer in, cut a circular hole in the bottom and then another two circles on opposing sides. Place box over tit hammock owner.

Despite not correcting the fault of the $3.99 Kmart bra that was struggling for its life, it does mean that the rest of us don't have to look at it.
"Jesus-fucking-Christ, mate! Don't look left, there's a heffer wearing a tit hammock".
by Jimbles November 7, 2005
mugGet the Tit Hammockmug.

pointy tits

It's a regulator valve at the end of a pump that feds soy-based oils into ice cream bars at a plant.

Eh...just kidding, Pointy Tits refers to breasts that are pointy, or cone-shaped.
Oh man! Them pointy tits is off the hizzouse, and poking me in the eye.
by Inva Derbo Ots September 29, 2006
mugGet the pointy titsmug.

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