Fat Greasy Hoe

When you are talking to your friend and you are explaining how and what you you look like.

You know I am just a Fat Greasy Hoe

by Know one knows?????? September 24, 2019

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Greasy Sandwich

When you blow your load between a girls boobs then squeeze them together

Last night I gave my girlfriend a greasy sandwich.

by avrgcock January 15, 2014

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Greasy Starfish

The act of applying cling film to your bed, slathering yourself in lube, ,and proceeding to starfish on the bed whilst (optionally) screaming "I'M A GREASY STARFISH"

"I came home last night and my partner was doing a Greasy Starfish waiting for me."

by notiamwoodman February 20, 2025

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Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!

by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023

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Greasy Joystick

When you shove chicken fingers up your ass

Connor: Shut the fuck up or I’ll give you a greasy joystick

Ryan: I’m sorry man chill

by anonymous June 8, 2021

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greasy grieve

A kid with the surname of grieve, often found making a cock of himself, but also slaying gals. He wears good clobber, but often his mates will out do him in the clothes department. The main factors of him will be, his bullshit or gis greasy hair.

Yo, you seen greasy grieve today??

by Gregory hillstone December 12, 2017

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