Greasy Monkeywrench

Using lotion during a handjob (see hj) The penis represents a monkeywrench Lotion represents grease Thus a GREASY MONKEYWRENCH
Tommy:Dude last nite Lisa totaly gave me a Greasy Monkeywrench Luis:Dude, I got one two nites ago Tommy:Sweet dude Luis:I know man
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Ferny

Well his name starts with a F and ends with a Y He is the coolest mutha fucka u will ever meet He is charming, funny, and smart at times He is a beast in general and just makes everyone like him He is nice and knows how to treat a girl So in other words FERNY IS A FUCKIN BEAST
Bradley:Ferny, your a BEAST Ferny:Fucking rite Carlos:Does anyone have a dollar Bradley:NO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE CARLOS!!!! Ferny:Give us WEED
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