Short Dick

a dick that is very small, and is common to belong to an asian person

Wang is 2in... he has a short dick

by drdicker69 June 8, 2010

short-distance

Communication, relationships, social interaction, etc. that takes place over a usually long-distance medium such as phone or internet but which occurs within earshot. Opposite of long-distance.

Lacey (texting): omgwtf im so board lollll
Stacy (aloud): Why are you texting me? I'm sitting right next to you. Cut the short-distance crap.

by wordshark May 21, 2008

short-pour

1.) noun: The unconscionable result when a stingy bartender withholds egregiously on portion size in dispensing your overpriced libation.

2.) verb: To dispense an alcoholic beverage in a shamefully parsimonious fashion.

"Well, I bet they wouldn't have served Fabio no freakin' short-pour!"

by Dr. J. Iglesias, Esq. June 22, 2011

short work

an otherwise complicated task or victory made relatively easy or quick

My buffalo gun sure made short work of those hound dogs that harranged my cattle at 250 yards!

by Jon64Bailey April 14, 2009

short potato

An adorable short person, who embraces the fact that they are short.

"Short potato, away!"

by Cmplictd May 13, 2018

Starched Shorts

When a guy cums in his underwear and it dries leaving a stiff and crunch garment.

Billy was made to stay after class by his French teacher and walked out with starched shorts.

by Enlightener1 September 14, 2018

Youtube shorts

50 years into the past, people will find out about covid 30 years later, and if you use it its retarded

Person 1: NAHHHHH THE SOVIET UNION FELL??? SINCE WHEN BRO YOUTUBE SHORTS ALWAYS ON TIME.

by ilikeweirdfortnitecards October 23, 2022