1. The act of a man not washing his penis for two years. He can accomplish this by covering his genetalia with a shower cap when he bathes, leaving a condom or balloon on his penis at all times, or by just skipping washing himself altogether. Once his penis is especially filthy and overgrown with mushrooms and other molds, and his pubics an enchanted forest full of woodland creatures, he will have unpretected intercourse with a lady. If all goes well, the animals populating his pubic region will leap onto the fur of the man's partner, thus spreading the fun and the funguito to as many people as possible.
2. The act of a man collecting his semen in a bowl or other dish for several months. Once he has a good amount built up (2 cups or so), he will leave it in a damp, warm, dark area for upwards of two years. When he uncovers his treat, it should have a thick, green, mossy coating on the top. He will then scoop as much of his fungusy prize as he can into his dominant hand, spring on an unsuspecting lady, and throw it into her welcoming face. If he chooses, he is welcome to say something victorious along the lines of, "You've been Funguitoed!" to the victim.
A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Mosquito".
2. The act of a man collecting his semen in a bowl or other dish for several months. Once he has a good amount built up (2 cups or so), he will leave it in a damp, warm, dark area for upwards of two years. When he uncovers his treat, it should have a thick, green, mossy coating on the top. He will then scoop as much of his fungusy prize as he can into his dominant hand, spring on an unsuspecting lady, and throw it into her welcoming face. If he chooses, he is welcome to say something victorious along the lines of, "You've been Funguitoed!" to the victim.
A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Mosquito".
"Did you hear about Terry? He pulled off a Toledo Funguito this weekend. Apparently he's been jerking off into a bowl and wearing a shower cap over his penis for, like, two years."
"Weird."
"Weird."
by The Earl of Teabag September 14, 2008
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Get the more ass than a toilet seat mug.1. when you use the last of the roll of toilet paper in the bathroom and assume the next person to go in will change instead of you, but in fact you're that next person to use that bathroom and have to do it yourself
2. always choosing the one stall in the public restroom with no toilet paper
2. always choosing the one stall in the public restroom with no toilet paper
"That toilet paper karma is a real beeyotch."
"Every time Barbara Sue goes to KFC, she has the worst toilet paper karma."
"Every time Barbara Sue goes to KFC, she has the worst toilet paper karma."
by floaster July 4, 2009
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Get the toiletbiscuit mug.A syndrome that is affected through the skibidi toilet series. Many kids are affected by this syndrome, kids with this syndrome will proceeds to try and find anything they can put themselves in (example: laundry basket) ,and then putting their body inside thinking they are now one of the skibidi toilet guy while people sees them as a dumbass dogwater brained asshole trying to mimic a stupid ass character from a series developed by a dead meme. Some parents reacted differently, some just laughed off and proceeds to record them, some just do nothing, while some whooped their kids ass because of that.
Example 1:
Kid: *I want to be a skibidi toilet*
Kid:*proceeds to put himself in a toilet*
Kid: brr skibidi pap pap kiis kiis skibidi dabelyu kiis kiis
Parent: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING KID WITH SKIBIDI TOILET SYNDROME ASSHOLE
Example 2:
Kid: *I want to be a skibidi toilet*
Kid:*proceeds to put himself in a toilet*
Kid: brr skibidi pap pap kiis kiis skibidi dabelyu kiis kiis
Parent: *ignores*
Example 3:
Kid: *I want to be a skibidi toilet*
Kid:*proceeds to put himself in a toilet*
Kid: brr skibidi pap pap kiis kiis skibidi dabelyu kiis kiis
Parent: haha what a funny kid *records them*
Kid: *I want to be a skibidi toilet*
Kid:*proceeds to put himself in a toilet*
Kid: brr skibidi pap pap kiis kiis skibidi dabelyu kiis kiis
Parent: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING KID WITH SKIBIDI TOILET SYNDROME ASSHOLE
Example 2:
Kid: *I want to be a skibidi toilet*
Kid:*proceeds to put himself in a toilet*
Kid: brr skibidi pap pap kiis kiis skibidi dabelyu kiis kiis
Parent: *ignores*
Example 3:
Kid: *I want to be a skibidi toilet*
Kid:*proceeds to put himself in a toilet*
Kid: brr skibidi pap pap kiis kiis skibidi dabelyu kiis kiis
Parent: haha what a funny kid *records them*
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Get the Skibidi Toilet Syndrome mug.A place for relief of bodily waste out of the anus of the butt. It is usually a low white porcelain "seat" in which you can safely "drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool." <-- this expression can be used to explain politely that you have to do your business.
"Excuse me John, ill be back in a few i just have to drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool."
"Man i had to flush that toilet three times and it nearly sent off the smoke alarm."
"Man i had to flush that toilet three times and it nearly sent off the smoke alarm."
by Meech March 28, 2005
Get the Toilet mug.Toilets that, instead of using around 6 liters of water per flush, use about 2 or 3 liters per flush (lpf). This can result in even the smallest, softest piece of shit clogging the entire toilet, which can then result in unwanted calls for the plumber, and having to buy a jumbo toilet plunger to take care of your problem once and for all.
Generally, it's a very bad toilet. But hey, at least hippy Bob can stop bitching about people wasting water on one flush, even though now the average person must flush three times as much on a low flow toilet to get anything to go down.
Generally, it's a very bad toilet. But hey, at least hippy Bob can stop bitching about people wasting water on one flush, even though now the average person must flush three times as much on a low flow toilet to get anything to go down.
by You want to know who wrote this that badly? June 11, 2006
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