by I forgot my name! September 14, 2008
Get the BOULDER TITSmug. by Murda Me Up Son March 2, 2008
Get the nascar titsmug. by raquel January 20, 2004
Get the tit fuckingmug. I saw this lil' tramp last night shakin' that ass, and let me tell you she had some nice little angel tits pokin' thru her t-shirt.
by deepskull March 23, 2006
Get the angel titsmug. A cheap bra worn by horrifically overweight women in America. The sheer, elephantine mass of their saturated mammories has over-powered the 5 cents worth of Taiwanese twine pretending to be underwire and their hee-yuge boobs have come to rest together at the lowest point of gravity, creating a monoboob.
It looks like a pair of massively overweight and unshapely arms have been folded across the chest. Terrifyingly, these same women seem to adopt this position over the top of their already shudder-inducing globes.
There is a way to fix this problem, however. Take a large cardboard box, such as you might receive a new fridge-freezer in, cut a circular hole in the bottom and then another two circles on opposing sides. Place box over tit hammock owner.
Despite not correcting the fault of the $3.99 Kmart bra that was struggling for its life, it does mean that the rest of us don't have to look at it.
It looks like a pair of massively overweight and unshapely arms have been folded across the chest. Terrifyingly, these same women seem to adopt this position over the top of their already shudder-inducing globes.
There is a way to fix this problem, however. Take a large cardboard box, such as you might receive a new fridge-freezer in, cut a circular hole in the bottom and then another two circles on opposing sides. Place box over tit hammock owner.
Despite not correcting the fault of the $3.99 Kmart bra that was struggling for its life, it does mean that the rest of us don't have to look at it.
by Jimbles November 7, 2005
Get the Tit Hammockmug. It's a regulator valve at the end of a pump that feds soy-based oils into ice cream bars at a plant.
Eh...just kidding, Pointy Tits refers to breasts that are pointy, or cone-shaped.
Eh...just kidding, Pointy Tits refers to breasts that are pointy, or cone-shaped.
by Inva Derbo Ots September 29, 2006
Get the pointy titsmug. An adjective indicating an extreme degree of inebriation beyond safety, reason and/or consciousness.
Jose Contreras: Daamn, I was wired-to-the-tits drunk last night.
Bruce Lee: No shit, you were hitting on motherfucking livestock by the end of the night.
Bruce Lee: No shit, you were hitting on motherfucking livestock by the end of the night.
by benny b from the bronx August 26, 2007
Get the wired-to-the-titsmug.