pardon the dutch

A term used in the Wild West to apologize when using violence or force towards a criminal.

Sheriff, pardon the dutch! We have a few criminals to arrest!

by SussyGrandpa July 19, 2021

Dutch Crouch

When a man straddles your lap, forwards and shirtless.

Mate I had to chin this geeza last night, he nearly caught me off guard with a dutch crouch.

by Yeet90 November 16, 2020

Dutch docker

word for a vagina

She got a beefy dutch docker

by george pearce January 15, 2021

Dutch Casting

When you violently shit yourself while seated, but remain seated long enough for the shit to form a solid and accurate mold of your anus and buttocks.

When tom sharted down the mic he remain seated rather than admit what had transpired, this inadvertently lead to a dutch casting.

by Professor Screeb July 1, 2017

Dutch Dad

When you get your sisters girlfriend pregnant intentionally.

Janice and Jennifer are Mikes moms. Ron is Janices sister. Ron is Mikes dutch dad.

by Jack Nackerson June 17, 2019

Dutch Rattlesnake

The sexual act of farting while your penis is inside of your partner so that when flatulence occurs it vibrates simulating a rattlesnake tail warning of potential strike causing instant orgasm 92.69% of the time in the recipient of the Dutch Rattlesnake or Dutch Rattler

Ken gave me the meanest Dutch rattlesnake the other night, I nearly cream pied myself from those vibes.

by Rawnie Throbbins June 23, 2023

Dutch Magnet

To be attractive towards those intrested in sexual activities involving excretion.

"I keep getting invites to go to poo parties; i'm a total dutch magnet."

by Issybees June 12, 2014