Definitions by Yeet90

Dutch Crouch 

When a man straddles your lap, forwards and shirtless.

Mate I had to chin this geeza last night, he nearly caught me off guard with a dutch crouch.

Dutch Crouch by Yeet90 November 16, 2020

Dutch Poo

When you crap in a services toilet with the toilet seat down.

Ahh mate, I was in such a rush, I had to have a Dutch poo.

Dutch Poo by Yeet90 November 15, 2020