Dutch Crouch

When a man straddles your lap, forwards and shirtless.
Mate I had to chin this geeza last night, he nearly caught me off guard with a dutch crouch.
by Yeet90 November 16, 2020
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Dutch Poo

When you crap in a services toilet with the toilet seat down.
Ahh mate, I was in such a rush, I had to have a Dutch poo.
by Yeet90 November 15, 2020
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