douche toss

The throwing of douche bags(the actual item not a human who acts like a douche). One of the games adults played in high middle ages, it is to much for kids to be seeing in text books, that is why you never see it in text books.
Ello Arthur, ready for the douche toss tonight?
by MM Rawr October 25, 2009
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douche multiplier

a person that helps a douche bag act like more of a douche bag
Bobby was totally acting more like a douche bag tonight and I think it was because Billy was the douche multiplier.
by t-muney November 15, 2009
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Douche Grenade

When a person no one likes enters a conversation, therefore making it awkward, a douche grenade has been dropped. Named because the person's comments affect everyone in the group, like shrapnel from a grenade.
Bob: Did you see Shaun White's Double McTwist last night?

Mark: Yeah, man. That shit was nasty.

Tom (Friend no one likes): Yo, Louie Vito's better, he just had a rough night yesterday.

Bob: Who just dropped the douche grenade?
by Dustybutt Jones March 22, 2010
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Deutsche Douche

I am the super-genius big shot here, they call me the Deutsche Douche!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2019
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douche-tard

Any person unfortunately possessing characteristics of both a complete idiot and an asshole. They typically have no brain and or common sense and tend to get on people's bad sides with their impeccable stupidity.
"Last night at the bar Kevin was being SUCH a douche-tard"
by natedog2010 July 05, 2009
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YouTube Douche

A person who posts comments directed towards the people who voted the video Thumbs Up or Thumbs Down
YouTube Douche: 1523 People are bullies.
by MadMadMax01 October 25, 2010
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douche.0

A person who somehow manages to take their douche baggery to a whole new level
Wow! I always knew he was a douche, but that last move brought him to level douche.0
by sexmuffin47 July 29, 2011
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