stalkblocked

Having the intent to facebook stalk someone only to find that they are either hidden or have their profile on private.

"I tried to looking him up after our date and he totally stalkblocked me"

by crysmiss January 16, 2012

Stalker Candy

any person who receives unwanted attention of any kind on multiple occasions without provocation.

adrian235 has been sending me emails for 2 years describing in great detail about how great our life would be together because I like coldplay too. GiGeR324 "likes" his posts and wants an invite to the wedding. I have resorted to blank info page and avatar pic of dancing ponies and I am still getting emails. stalker candy

by daft35 February 19, 2012

Stalkerstache

Definition 1: The obviously false mustache worn when stalking someone, usually in a wacky comedy movie.

Definition 2: The creepy mustache of a stalker. Often a synonym for pedostache.

Example 1: "I'll catch up with you in a minute, I have to get the glue on my stalkerstache to stick to my face before we can start tailing Bob."

Example 2: "Do you see that guy? He has a total stalkerstache."

by Gigglykiller October 30, 2012

Stalkafacebookatism

when a random guy/girl comments on a photo/status of you with in a creeper like fashion.

Random Guy/Girl: That shirt makes you look sexy, and i love the picture on your wall behind you.

You: I DONT KNOW YOU

Friend: that is a classic case of Stalkafacebookatism.

by sayitandmeanit September 4, 2012

stalkerade

A condition characterized by overly lusting or becoming obsessed with someone to the point of making his/her life a living Hell.

She originally thought the guy was an admirer, but when she said she wasn't interested in dating him, he developed a severe case of stalkerade. Now she spends more time at the police station that getting overtime at her job.

by nolabels January 12, 2013

Stalker Memory

Having the amazing ability to recollect random inane memories or facts with great detail.

Person 1: "That guy has stalker memory"
Person 2: "What do you mean?"
Person 1: "He remembers the smallest details about everything, even stuff that I forgot about myself.

by Tatsel24 July 28, 2013

Stalker

A person, usually an ex, who sits behind a screen and lurks on all social media. Even if you have blocked them, they still find a way to find out what you are doing or where you have been.

Tim: "dude, ashley is a stalker. She found out about me a shelby and went on a giant rant towards her."

Logan: "that's fucked up man, looks like you two are done now."

by Atthebarr July 20, 2016