stalker teacher

stalker teacher:
A teacher that follows you around at school to see wether you getting into any shit,wearing the uniform, fineshed your home work,going to your detention,etc

that fucken stalker teacher is following us again!
What have i done this time stalker teacher!

by xo kara xo November 29, 2007

Stalker Mode

When someone knows your name and most of your business, but you have absolutely no idea who they are.

Jimmy- Hey Ciara ready for the math test?
Ciara- Ummmm, do I know you?
Jimmy- Yea we're in math class together.
Ciara- Wow you're totally on Stalker Mode

by Lol Smiley Face hahahahaha September 16, 2011

stale pussy

A guy who has been out on the town and scored heaps of pussy......but hasn't had a shower.

Jarred:Man you smell like stale pussy!
Roger:Yeah I got wild last night.
Jarred:Wish i could get some...can i touch you Roger. Please!
Roger:Fuck off queen. I'm gunna go have a shower.
Jarred:Ah well...there is always my cat, Mittens.

by Cambo against Jarred February 8, 2005

Shower Stalker

When in prison, a man stalks other men while they take showers, looking to fuck em in the ass

Whachout for D-mob from cell block 4, i heard hes a shower stalker!

by tttrsees August 3, 2005

Finger Stalker

A person who conducts a relentless online search for all facts and fabrications posted about a person who was in your past, who you want to be in your present or who will be in your future filing a restraining order.

Before my high school reunion I wanted to see if I could find out more about the guy who dumped me so I decided to be a finger stalker by Googling him repeatedly until I found any compromising, embarrassing, or mundane details about his life.

by GregSH August 5, 2008

Street Stalker

noun: slang term for prostitute

She's a teacher by day and a street stalker by night.

by AcquireCurrency May 22, 2011

Stalker

Most guys who have dated, dumped, had sex with, or expressed interest in, a pud shucker. The remainder are all kiddy diddlers, weirdos, psychos or some other horribly objectional human vermin.

Joe: "People are saying that B.J. is saying you are a stalker."
Jason: "Everyone who has ever gone on a date with B.J. is a stalker."
Joe: "Not in reality."
Jason: "Exactly. Even looking at her twice sets the bitch off."

by JAFR2 January 24, 2009