squirtox 

juices used to create babies(warlocks)

bitch swallow my squirtox or ill cut you.

squirtox by hudstonian January 14, 2010

squirtling 

The act of forcing yourself to vomit after a night of drinking by chugging a lot of water. The result of this is vomiting straight water, which looks like watergun attack from Pokemon.

"Squirtling is how a true Pokemon master recovers from a hangover."

squirtling by Bojangelz October 27, 2012

squirting orgasm 

Female ejaculation---EPIC sex

Last night our sex was so wild, so loud, so epic that I had a squirting orgasm. Messy but EPIC!

squirting orgasm by Bad Nancie May 17, 2014

squintsquirt

Masturbating over porn on a mobile phone.

Dude, that wank was terrible last night. My computer was broken so I had a squintsquirt instead. Think I strained my eyes.

squintsquirt by tennisson May 16, 2011

squintmaxxing 

Squinting your eyes on purpose to make your eye width to length ratio better. Part of looksmaxxing (but this time it's retarded and doesnt work)

Brainrotted incel: Yo bro have you tried squintmaxxing?

10/10 facially attractive Chad: No what the fuck is that.

squintmaxxing by autisticincel August 20, 2023

Chocolate Squirties 

A type of delicious squirticles made by the finest of poop

I love chocolate squirties

Chocolate Squirties by Airborne999 May 24, 2018

green apple squirts 

Explosive and colorful diarrhea.

After eating McDonalds Ashlee got a bad case of the "green apple squirts".

green apple squirts by Prilpethoe June 30, 2016