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Smurf diving

Drinking an audios, in turn, causing your tongue to be stained blue, as though you've been eating smurf pussy for 10 hours.
"alex drank 8 audios motherfuckers, niggaz smurf diving again"
by rob$ October 18, 2008
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Smurfing

The act of writing on ones driveway in chalk(preferably blue chalk) smurf oriented things. This was invented by a group of bored teenagers one night as an alternative to TPing,Forking and Ding Dong ditching.
The first smurfing took place on March,15th,2011 in Phoenix, Arizona
Jack: "Dude smurfing jake last night was so fun, we smurfed the tits of him!"
John: "Hahhahaa ya dude we sure did, it would have been better though if his insane neighbor didnt throw a pestacide can at us!"
by The King of Smurfing August 24, 2011
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Smurfs

used in Belgium to descibe cops or cops in training.
looks like them smurfs are ready to write a ticket.
by Big-DaDa April 26, 2004
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Blue smurf cat

a tiny cat-smurf like creatue. They mostly live in packs of 6 and up to 9. They enjoy living, laughing, and lying.
We live, we laugh, we lie blue smurf cat.
by RGB the dog September 27, 2023
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smurfy

Adj.- Anything great or wonderful in the world, the most versitile adjective in the english language, usually followed by and Exclimation point (!)
I Fucked the hell out of that smurfy hoe!
Her tities sure are smurfy!
My pimpin' skills are smurfy!
by Cojack December 14, 2003
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smurf-cock

generic name for any condition or affliction which turns your penis blue and/or shrinks it
I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!

That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!
by RotNWang December 1, 2003
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Smurf turd

A slang term for the blue football shaped 1 Mg Alparzolam (Xanax) Tablets
Hey man do you know where I can grab some smurf turds? I'm trying to gets swayzed!
by SuburbanShaman April 22, 2011
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