Splisher

A person who works in the washrooms at night clubs handing out cologne samples and towels for money.

The splishers in the washroom just suckered me out of $3 for a fucken paper towel.

by Brownya March 24, 2010

splusher

when you take a big wet shit and the action of the loaf falling into the toilet causes a splash of water up into your asscrack causing incredible uncomfortableness

god damn splusher,now I got a wet asscrack

by Ninjalo March 24, 2004

sphish

The sound that is made when air is pushed from a vagina after being trapped there (AKA Fanny Fart)

Boyfriend to Girlfriend - "Babe, did you just fucking sphish?"

by Kane Brazier November 25, 2007

splashturbating

1) To masturbate in the bath
2) To masturbate resulting in excessive 'splashing' fluids

I couldn't sleep last night since my roommie was splashturbating the entire night in the bathroom right next to me.

by VampireBatTom May 7, 2008

splashpad

A layer of toilet paper placed on the toilet water to avoid splashing

When using a public restroom, always put down a splashpad.

by ll00l0l July 28, 2012

Splash Mountain

The water that hits your anus hole right when you drop a turd

Bro after Taco Bell I went through Splash Mountain so many times

by Thiq_ Croissant March 17, 2017

Splash

When something is water, (so fresh) that it’s slick. Especially said after dapping someone up.

Yo bro that’s a bet. I’ll see you later (dap) Splash.

by I trademark ™ November 15, 2018