Soft Parade

When a woman masturbates with her hand

Reena fell asleep under a tree after her soft Parade. The orgasm instantly wore her out.

by J$honey August 15, 2021

soft banana

A very soft banana. The opposite of a hard banana. Not red, not grown to its full potential.

"Boy das a really soft banana."

by Riskyboi May 4, 2018

soft crush

Something that is had between two people who constantly talk about each other and platonically flirt.

"Is Lucy dating Salem?"
"No, it's just a soft crush"

by TheRealDaquan December 21, 2016

soft crusher

When you crush yourself with a mattress.

Person A: I'm bored.
Person B: Do you have any spare mattresses?
Person A: Yeah. Why?
Person B: Want to do some soft crushers?
Person A: Yeah!

by ChameleonDragon March 12, 2018

soft jew

a jewish person that is not inherently religious; they probably don’t follow all the rules of the jewish faith, but still call themselves jewish.

why is she eating bread during passover?
-oh, she’s a soft jew

by yeetumskeetum May 24, 2018

Soft Noggin

another name for butthead

why are you being a soft noggin?
stop being a soft noggin

by What is editing February 27, 2022

Soft Betrayal

An act that erodes a miniscule amount of a person's trust or confidence while staying trustworthy or loyal resulting in a paradoxical state similar to Schrödinger's cat where future communication is simultaneously both trustworthy and doubtful.

My friend soft betrayal me when he said I should move the mouse cursor out of the screen to boost fps.

My sergeant told me to find the ignition keys to the Humvee is a soft betrayal.

by DoubleDoubleSTH June 3, 2022