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The Surge

DP involving a Russian Man
Vladamir and I totally pulled the surge on Julie last night.
by Theserge October 17, 2008
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F- Surge

The defining moment when on facebook that you feel like facebook came alive and every one of your friends that are online are actually participating instead of just viewing pics and laughing at inside jokes, but then the scocializing stops in a way that feels like if facebook died.

This is rarely experienced by pretty girls who go to middle school, high school, college, and bars to hook up. This is due to the fact that it is uncommon for these people to not have a minimum of 20 friends online at any given time and also since these are the people who write the inside jokes and post the above mentioned picture.
Facebook went from alive to really slow at 3 am? Ah, yes. The F- Surge. Have you tried adding more chicks on your account?
by Sonarius July 3, 2011
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Play Surgeon

Just like playing Doctor (sex game), except that (at least) one participant is menstruating (on her period).
She invited me over to play surgeon-- do you still have that box of latex gloves we got from the free clinic?
by dogbert dog December 24, 2012
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Tech Surge

Tech Surge is a made up word for what the Government does to fix a website that cost 100 times more than it should have and took 3 years to build.
The President announced a "Tech Surge" to fix the Health Care Website after the primary contractor was unable to complete the website for $196 million.
by Ahkmed Ptooey November 19, 2013
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Shotgun Surgery

When a man pretending to be a doctor uses a shotgun (instead of a scalpel or any other surgical tool) and ends up killing the patient. It ends most times in the stereotypical black nurse cracking wise.
Im filing a malpractice suit against the man who killed my son! He practices Shotgun Surgery!
by The sweet release of death. September 6, 2016
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Burger Surgeon

That one guy who always picks apart their food before eating.
Jesus, Carl is being such a burger surgeon.
by FrySeal April 28, 2017
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Brain surgeonize

When a brain surgeon takes a dead patients brain cuts a hole in it and uses it to masturbate. Surgeon most often has two inch wide phallo but only 4 inches in length while erect.
"Surgeon you must stop brain surgeonize with the patients it's disrespectful we'll get sued!"
by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018
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