Snickerdoodeling

When a man is reviving a blowjob Standing up then yells “snickerdoodle” at the top of his lungs. This startles the female and makes her stop sucking. The male then slaps the female as hard as he can with his dick

*blowjob occurring*
Him:SNICKERDOODLE.

Her:what
*smack*

Him: that’s what I call snickerdoodeling

by Oxona May 22, 2019

snickers dick veins

a woman sued snickers because the chocolate topping/texture looked like penis veins.

person 1: have you heard of the snickers dick veins
person 2: the fuck is that
person 1: the texture on a snickers looks like dick veins.
person 2: ah, I see.

by Stupid ugly sewer rat devin May 14, 2022

Helmet Sticker

A reward for a job well done. Generally when a guy makes a great prediction or great comeback to an insult, he should be awarded helmet sticker. Sould only be used for special occasions.

Originally a helmet sticker was a team decal given to a player that made a great play. Generally players with a lot of helmet stickers are really good players. Originated at the Ohio State University by coach Woody Hayes and trainer Ernie Biggs in 1968.

Guy 1: Dude, I told you the first time I met that chick something wasn't right about her.

Guy 2: Yeah too bad it took me 6 months to figure it out

Guy 1: Shoulda listened to me.

Guy 2: You deserve a helmet sticker for that one.
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Guy 1: I got that chick's number

Guy 2: She's a 9 your a 5, you deserve a helmet sticker.

by shutterA March 10, 2010

head-sticker

a song that easily gets stuck in your head.

I hate that song, it's such a head-sticker.

by slutrobe wedding dress October 13, 2010

Airplane Sticker

Noun: Another term for a maxi-pad. Due to the wing shaped fabric and adhesive material they are made out of.

Manager: "Hey Rick can you go clean the women's bathroom?"

Rick: "Seriously? Last time some nasty whore left a bloody airplane sticker stuck to the wall."

by ManDoorHandHookCarDoor August 20, 2012

dick smucker

An elderly woman with no teeth giving a blow job. Possibly the closest to heaven any living man is likely to get.

I was skeptical at first, but that dick smucker gave me the best head of my life.

by El conquistador January 17, 2014

sticky snickers

Well it's basicly when you take a snickers bar and put in your girls genitals and then eat it out.

Heshlord666

Ahhhh supp brahh I had sex with this chick on Halloween; So I gave her a Sticky Snickers!

by Heshlord666 January 13, 2016