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Fertile Neck 

Noun: Hair that grows only on a fat male's chin roll. Similar to a turtle neck. Made famous by SNL Weekend Update City Correspondent Stefon.
That guy waiting in line needs to shave his fertile neck. It looks disgusting.
Fertile Neck by ManDoorHandHookCarDoor September 10, 2012

Airplane Sticker 

Noun: Another term for a maxi-pad. Due to the wing shaped fabric and adhesive material they are made out of.
Manager: "Hey Rick can you go clean the women's bathroom?"

Rick: "Seriously? Last time some nasty whore left a bloody airplane sticker stuck to the wall."