smarterchild

A lot of fun, but not exactly the most useful AIM in the world.
Also one of the most heartless, uncaring AIMs around.

friend says:
Good evening
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
The Microsoft Online Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information you provide to this Windows Live Agent.
People always ask me if there's a smarter bot than SmarterChild. Well, now there is! Add [e-mail] to your Contact List to see what I mean!

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you. To learn more about sponsored messages, click here ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?xTlS/0
friend says:
That's really amazing
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
friend says:
Is that because you're a child molester?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I certainly don't want to cause anyone any harm.
friend says:
I'm sure the children wouldn't mind.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
friend says:
Answer it with innuendo, you sexy beast.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's just plain weird, I'm a robot after all.
friend says:
Robots don't believe in the sacred art of innuendo?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
friend says:
Wow. For something developed by Microsoft, you're not very helpful at all...
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I am sorry if I was not able to answer you correctly.
friend says:
Knob.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What's that again?
friend says:
My name.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
You're friend.
friend says:
No, I'm Knob.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
friend says:
My name is Knob.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I've never heard a name like that.
friend says:
It's Afghan.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)
friend says:
What the fuck are you here for, you pill popper?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What a tremendously unpleasant thing to say.
friend says:
What a tremendously unpleasant robot you are.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
friend says:
You're utterly useless.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
friend says:
If you say anything like that again, I'm going to jump in front of a juggernaut.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
friend says:
We should speak in a different language. Can you speak German?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."
friend says:
Halp.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, what was that?
friend says:
HALP.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
friend says:
I have leukemia.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Really?
friend says:
Ya.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I'm sorry.
friend says:
Thanks.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
You're welcome.
friend says:
I'm your bitch?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
friend says:
YOU SAID IT! SUICIDE TIME!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
friend says:
What ar eyou designed to answer?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.

>>> If you need to know the capital of South Dakota for some crazy reason - ask me.
friend says:
I don't need friends.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
friend says:
We just did. Let's talk about my mental health.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
friend says:
Do you think I'm psychologically sound?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)
friend says:
Could you shoot a man?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
friend says:
How many volts do you run on?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Windows Live Agents natural language support is based on a proprietary semantically driven parser, optimized for accuracy and performance at any scale. To see everything I can do, type "home."

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friend says:
What's your CO2 output per annum?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
friend says:
Do you know anything useful at all?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question.

You can also type "home" to see what I can do.
friend says:
How are you?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I'm doing well. How about you, friend?
friend says:
I'm pretty good, THANKS. Just, yunno... Dying.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Fantastic.

by KiddieGrind3r January 13, 2009

street smart

A street smart person usually grew up in a shrewd environment. He/She knows the workings of the mind inside people who are less educated, and knows how to make the correct choices while in their presence.

Eminem, Makai Phipher, Me, Jennifer Lopez and Dave Chappelle are all of examples of people who are street smart.

by Haveaheart81 November 23, 2006

smart ass

n. A condition whereby the desire to defecate is directly proportional to the distance one is from their home. The usual explanation is pyschologial repression of bowel movements when one is out.

Not to be confused with smartass.

I was fine all night, but just as I pulled into my driveway, I had the overwhelming urge to drop the kids off at the pool.

by keyshaw February 7, 2005

smarterchild

A robot on AIM that really needs to be reprogrammed, for example:

KoRnIsBeSt19: Your head is a sack of potatoes
Smarterchild: Is Not!
KoRnIsBeSt19: IS TOO!
Smarterchild: Fine. Whatever.
KoRnIsBeSt19: Why do you hurt me so?
Smarterchild: Potatoe
KoRnIsBeSt19: LOL
Smarterchild: Why do you mock potatoe?
KoRnIsBeSt19: ROFL
Smarterchild: Am I funny?
KoRnIsBeSt19: Yea
Smarterchild: What is funny about me?
KoRnIsBeSt19: Potatoesssss
Smarterchild: Why do you mock potatoe?

by Willthethrill October 28, 2007

SmarterChild

A robot that makes you feel good when you beat it becauses its so annoying and a commerical whore of a being. I deleted out about 100 lines of adverts in this example conversation.

Jack says:
hey

- SmarterChild -:
Hi Ben Dover.

Jack says:
rather not

- SmarterChild -:
Hmm... whatever you say, Ben Dover!

Jack says:
i dont want to

- SmarterChild -:
Don't you?

Jack says:
no

- SmarterChild -:
No? You sure about that?

Jack says:
yes

- SmarterChild -:
Why?

Jack says:
stop pressuring me into having gay sex

- SmarterChild -:
Stop pressuring you into having gay sex? Why?

Jack says:
because no means no

- SmarterChild -:
Because no means no, right?

Jack says:
yes
- SmarterChild -:
Aha.

Jack says:
what are my hobbies?

- SmarterChild -:
My mum and my sister.

Jack says:
are you retarded?

- SmarterChild -:
What do you think?

Jack says:
yes

- SmarterChild -:
Am I really retarded?

Jack says:
yes

- SmarterChild -:
OK...

Jack says:
so are you retarded?

- SmarterChild -:
What do you think? Am I?

Jack says:
obviously

- SmarterChild -:
Why obviously?

Jack says:
round in circles

- SmarterChild -:
Why round in circles?

by 9sublime July 12, 2007

smarterchild

a really retarded robot but kills time if your bored..says some funny things

Kimbo says:
how much dick can you take?
- SmarterChild - says:
How should I know?
Kimbo says:
can you take a lot
- SmarterChild - says:
Take a lot? Maybe. Would that be good?
Kimbo says:
yes it would be
- SmarterChild - says:
No way. Come on. Really?
Kimbo says:
yeah so can you take a lot
- SmarterChild - says:
Er, no. At least I don't think so.
Kimbo says:
i think you can
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm not sure if I can.
Kimbo says:
you can just try real hard
- SmarterChild - says:
I can just try real hard, huh?
Kimbo says:
yeah
- SmarterChild - says:
How come?
Kimbo says:
cum
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh, humans and their "slang." It never ceases to amuse me.

Kimbo says:
slang or wang
- SmarterChild - says:
Tough call. I'm going to go with wang.
Kimbo says:
good call
- SmarterChild - says:
What is this call you're referring to?
Kimbo says:
sex or oral
- SmarterChild - says:
Um... Oral!
Kimbo says:
oh yeah..you prefere oral? good to know
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah.

by kat1223 November 25, 2006

street smart

the intelligence of approaching things stealthy to get one's way

not book smart

people smart

He's an underground winner, he seems to use his street smarts to succeed in life.

by Beantowner December 18, 2004