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Meet n’ Skeet 

A random hook up for a quick down and dirty session to bust a nut.
There’s a couple of new homeless women down by the park. I’m going to cruise through for a meet n’ skeet. They’ll do anything for $5.
I skeet skeet skeet all over the room after she <insert sexual activity here>
Skeet by Brodieman April 22, 2004
to ejaculate and blow your load
skeet by Nick May 13, 2005

MLK in the streets, KKK in the sheets 

Used to describe a person that rants about white privilege yet only dates/marries white people.
Person 1: Did you see Mindy's Facebook post about deconstructing whiteness? Doesn't she only date white guys?
Person 2: Yeah she's MLK in the streets, KKK in the sheets

skeet bananas 

v. to drop banana items in Mario Kart 64, thereby causing a trailing opponent to slip on them and skid out
Scott: (belligerently) "Oh crap! I slipped on a banana and skidded into the water!"
Steve: "Yeah baby, I skeeted bananas all over that sharp turn."

Toby: "Adam, quick! Skeet bananas on that Koopa Troopa ramp! Don't let Steve get the shortcut!"
Adam: "Fuck! He got through it already! Now the Effect is on."
skeet bananas by Railsplitter December 24, 2008
skeeter- a line of cocaine usually smaller than normal
Man those are little skeeters, why didnt you cut out some rails?
skeeter by downtownhunterbrown January 20, 2009