School shooting

BUT HE DEPLOYED THE MILITARY! I THOUGHT THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO SCARED THE BAD GUYS INTO NOT DOING A CRIME! WHAT HAPPENED!?

Hym "Yeah, nothing is going to change because you refuse to look at the actual causes. I'll reserve my judgement on the school shooting until you actually report on the ACTUAL impetus behind the act. We'll see. Maybe it's ANOTHER INSTANCE OF THE WEAPONIZED SCHIZOPHRENIA. Who knows!? They refuse to investigate and or corroborate my thing."

by Hym Iam August 27, 2025

Drive-by-Shoeting

Shoeholics obsessed with taking photos of shoes in store windows without trying on or buying.

A "Oh wait! Love those shoeboots! Must get a photo!"
B "Is this just another drive-by-shoeting or do you want to go in and try them on?"
A "No, I can't afford them. Just wanted to get a picture of the lovelies."

by creativegoddess November 12, 2011

canadian skeet shooting

When a man stimulates his genitals until climax into a waiting Caucasian woman's face, exclaiming sorry with every burst of ejaculate to connect with her face.

I apologized so much it sounded like Canadian skeet shooting.

by MrMarijaweiner December 1, 2017

Wishing on a shooting star

If wish is not told to someone else, the wish will not be fulfilled per the make-a-wish foundation 2015 revision.

Never miss wishing on a shooting star

by austinjp17 November 2, 2018

Cry by shooting

Driving at an aggressive pace and masturbating out of the car window while crying about your ex blowing your best friend.

At 3pm on Saturday twelve innocent bystanders were gursomely shot all over by a senseless cry by shooting

by Chiefos December 16, 2019

The Chocolate Shooting Star

when you and a significant other are 69'ing and the womans ass is in the are and projectile shits into the air

Beck:I hit adam with The Chocolate Shooting Star

by xxXOsitoXxx March 9, 2020

MANDALAY BAY SHOOTINGS SENDSURROUND

It MEANS plenty of BLAME to go around not just ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE scapegoat.

Hey you know let me put it to you this way MANDALAY BAY SHOOTINGS SENDSURROUND as major players will be listed after a WEIGHTING can be determined , so this UPCOMING VERY IMPORTANT DEFINITION is on temporary hold but this TANTAMOUNT ONE will be sent to APPRISE OF THIS STELLAR NEW FINDINGS that will be summarized soon in a CONCISE and TO THE POINTS MANNERS.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 23, 2022