Sheet

Another word for Shit but spelt Different

Bill: Oh Sheet i dropped my burger
Ben: HAhahahaa

by Checken April 15, 2008

fuck sheets

n. The sheets you use to scrump when you're on your period.

You don't want to stain your good sheets red do you?

by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 13, 2004

Sheets

A term referring to an uncircumcsied fore skin of a human male.

"yo dem honeys love to pull my sheets back before they undergo the slobbing of da knob"

by Dirty Clean Vice Addict June 23, 2008

Sheets

Something that you don't currently have, which would be very helpful in the current situation.

Awww, hell nah dawg. We don't have sheets for this!

by dragonseth07 January 11, 2011

Pink Sheet

When you grab your scrotom, and stretch it over someone's forehead.

Boy:Bitch! I'mma give you a pink sheet!
Girl:Okay, just don't get anything in my hair.

by Wolven24 May 14, 2011

DIRTY STRIPED SHEETS

To be so plastered drunk that one is unable to or forgets to wipe their own ass following a shit upon getting home from a night of drinking. Then, as you roll and otherwise restlessly move during the night in your bed, you leave streaks of shit in the pattern of stripes on your solid colored sheets.

Are those brown and white stripes on your sheets? No. Those are Dirty Striped Sheets. Enough said.

by SPORTIN' WOOD July 7, 2008

skeet sheet

a piece of paper towel used to clean up your mess after punching clown.

My skeet sheet is stuck to the lamp shade

by Andrew Stump January 10, 2006