Steak 'n Shake

Located on the summit of Mount Foraker, USA. They keep lions in their kitchen to ward off police and Health Inspectors and to keep their privacy from people who somehow managed to get there. The restaurant is only accessible by rich people with personal jets.

At Steak 'n Shake, the only option on the food menu is steak. You are required, upon receiving the steak, to shake it at any nearby customer. You are then to proceed to place the steak on the plate, and to smash the plate to the ground. You may order steak sauce on the side and this is to be rubbed on any nearby person or yourself. If you ever attempt to eat the steak you will be slapped and given an extra $10 charge on the bill.

"Have you been to Steak 'n Shake man?"

"Yeah, Sir Henry and I took my jet there, the lions are quite threatening about keeping the place in order and under wraps."

"The fuck? I was talking about the new burger joint down the street that just opened up."

"Ohh... You heard nothing of this."

"Okay...?"

by Jessica Gloria June 16, 2018

Redneck Protein Shake

A concoction most commonly created by crushing Cheetos into a fine powder and proceeding to mix with Mountain Dew until evenly blended.

"Jim Bob said he always drinks a redneck protein shake before sex because it gives him the stamina he needs to fuck both his sister AND his cousin in the same day"

"I like to drink a redneck protein shake while NASCAR is on. It gives me the energy I need to beat my wife when Clint Bowyer loses."

by XxICEBULL3TxX November 5, 2019

THUNFISCH PROTEIN SHAKE

The best protein shake made by german baddibillding legend MARKUS RUEL

*take it out of Microwave*

"IS BRUTAL the Thunfisch Protein Shake"

by anonymous March 18, 2021

Shake Hands with Beef

The act of wanking it, jerking off, or masturbating as it is most commonly called.

Im gonna go shake hands with beef before we hit the road, I don't want to have to sperm it up on the way.

by Ginkyzord October 12, 2006

The Shaka

To finger a girl with two fingers while placing a third in her toosh

Two in the grass, one in the ass

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

Shake and Bake

Refers to a quote someone says when somebody is extremely confident about something.

Jack shoots a half court shot, " shake and bake son"
Tom gets lucky with lucy " shaaake annd baaakee"

by Drymartini December 16, 2012

Strawberry Shake

1. Have sex with a girl on her period
2. Cum inside
3. Give her a strong hug and shake her up
4. Get a straw, stick it in her, and suck up your "Strawberry Shake"

A strawberry shake is not something you want from Steak n' Shake, but it is the special this month.

by Dick Walski July 28, 2010