semen biscuit

Dried leftover clump of semen left on your stomach when you fall asleep after masturbating.

I woke up with a large semen biscuit left on my stomach, but I didn't bother to wash it off before i went to school.

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

Semen

The thing you drink on a Saturday night.

Jenna: omg I drank semen yestaday it was so gud.

Maria: you too?

by My non existent cock June 4, 2020

Semen Demon

See also: Russian Daddy.

Look out that semen demon is right behind you!

by R. Yan February 15, 2023

semen shotgun

The act of holding ones foreskin shut while orgasming only to release all of the semen at once in a shotgun-like manner.

Those circumcised goblins will never understand the true power of the semen shotgun.

by raisingran November 9, 2021

Semen splattering deal

A deal so good that it makes a mess in your trousers.

If he wants a normal sale source on..not quite the semen splattering deals we've got on the go elsewhere 😉

by Martoon32 March 20, 2021

Semen Sisters

When a group of women sleep with the same guy

That group of girls who slept with Brad are Semen Sisters

by Douggivemedome April 23, 2025

Semen Puppy

A person who alive thanks to a sperm donor and may not know their ethnic background; a mutt.

Where are you? Puerto Rican? Cuban? Scottish?

I don't know. I am a semen puppy.

by MKCOMEDY January 13, 2013