Semen laundering

The process of illegally obtaining semen from a sperm bank to impregnate oneself.

Now we know how Melissa was conceived, Tracy was semen laundering in the early 90s.

by ScottyBeamer February 13, 2025

Lighter Semen

When you mix your cum with lighter fluid and you set it on people’s doorsteps, almost like lighting a bag of shit on fire

Yoo bro wanna go Lighter Semen that Karen’s house across the street?

Hell yea man, let’s go do it

by GallawayBoy98 May 3, 2023

semen shelter

a term used when unable to say vagina in social conversation.

You don't want to go diving in a recently used semen shelter.

by doc.azn December 7, 2012

You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.

Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.

by The Complainant May 12, 2024

greedy semen harvester

Type of woman who not only cheats but let's every random dude drop their load in her.

Bro 1- FUCK! I swear I know when Amy is cheating. Her vag scent gets a bit musky.
Bro 2-Dude you're better off without that greedy semen harvester.

by Wang dang period finger bang January 31, 2023

bust semen not skulls

In reference to the saying "make love not war", means the exact same thing.

At the war protest someone had a sign that said "bust semen not skulls."

by famallama May 5, 2010

Frank Semens

When a senior male sets his penis in a hotdog bun to resemble a Franks Hotdog and a female sucks on the “hotdog” until the male ejaculates. The female then proceeds to snowball the male.

“Dude I just did a Frank Semens with this hot chick last night, it was great until the ending”

by bham69420 December 27, 2022