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Semi-Colon Cancer

1. A cancer that occurs in the semi-colon. It is deadly. Side-effects include: a coma and/or massive periods, even in men.

2. A minor bout of colon cancer, not to be confused with number 1.

3. A semi-colon that pops outs out of your printer, copier, scanner, etc. irregularly.
I have a period and I'm a man. I must have Semi-Colon Cancer! Darn it.
by Whitem@il January 6, 2011
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Semen Shuttle

Rocketed from the scrotum in speeds that break the sound barrier. It gets stuck in hair, ruins bed sheets, whitens teeth, causes lazy eye, and in some cases my force you to pay monthly child support checks.
Last night this girl was giving me a plumbkin so I decided to blast my semen shuttle right into her eye.
by poopieweinerhole March 27, 2010
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Seminole High School

The only high school in the nation whose footbal team has played for the state championship at least once in each oh the last 7 decades.
by the screamin beamin March 5, 2009
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semi-homemade

Sandra Lee claims that she created this concept that, despite being sound in theory, is ruined and food-RAPED by Aunt Sandy's hideous execution. Using 70% store-bought products (pre-packaged food hight in preservatives sodium and high fructose corn syrup) and 30% fresh (mainly a few veggies, fruits and herbs, thrown together haphazardly). The end result is usually laughably overtly salty, sugary and inedible. Por ejemplo, see Kwanzaa Cake.
Sandra Lee: Hi, I'm Sandra Lee and welcome to Semi-Homemade. I've been cooking and entertaining for YEARS. Today we are going to make a hamburger using burgers purchased from a fast-food joint and doctored up with lettuce, tomatoes and pre-shredded cheese. Keep it sweet, keep it simple, and keep it semi-homemade.

Tarqueesha, watching from home on her flatscreen: Bitch is FAKE, WORD. Tomato soup in lasagna? My Eyetalian dawta-in-law would totally cut this bitch.

Malik (Tarqueesha's second husband): Word, yo? Tangie would hurt this fake white bitch wif her non-cookin' self.
by Mixed Race Kid April 19, 2008
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Semensicle

To freeze your cum in a popsicle form.
Guy 1: Lets make semensicles!
Guy 2: The last one to cum has to eat it!
by The Flaming Oak Trees January 11, 2006
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seminal vestibule

Somebody who has been filled with semen sexually, either male or female.
Jenny: I got fucked so hard im a seminal vestibule
by Joel Allan June 22, 2006
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Semi-Paralysis

When your leg or arm gets all numb and its hurts to move it. It also feels tingly and eventually goes away in a couple of minutes
Shit man... I got semi-paralysis in my right leg...
by Ziyon October 16, 2008
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