The roseville screamer

when having missionary sex with a girl, you stop mid thrust and violently scream in her face. then keep going like nothing happened.

Brandon: did you get with your slam piece last night?
Jake: yeah dude i pulled the roseville screamer on her
Brandon: haha nice dude
Jake: yeah she did it back.. it was weird.

by thevillesfinest March 16, 2011

blue screen of death

what sees a Windows user most frequently

Wow, that's my 36343573th BSOD this day.

by cork July 7, 2003

screen peeping

Looking at a friends screen while playing a split-screen game with them.

Person 1: "Dude! Stop screen peeping!"
Person 2: "I wasn't screen peeping."
Person 1: "Yeah you were. How else could you know that that was my hiding spot?"

by ih8crackas April 28, 2010

screetos

anal sweat or leakage. Many reasons contribute, including: excess gas or "wet farts," incomplete bowel movement still lingering. Excessive sweat in the buttocks region, mainly between each cheek. Often leaves trail in undergarment.

Ran two full court basketball games today which was great, but had Mexican food last night. I've got major screetos right now.

by scott t loc May 5, 2010

Screen Door in Queens

Screen Door in Queens, also known as S.D.I.Q., is an errand that no one would possibly enjoy accompanying you on, but sometimes will anyway, out of sheer boredom.

useage:

ex.1:

"Wanna go with me to get my alternator fixed?" "Sounds like a screen door in Queens, I'm out."

ex.2:
George: I told ya. Hey, any of you guys want to come out and help me fix my father's screen door in Queens?

Jerry: Sorry, I'm fixing a screen door in the Bronx.

Kramer: I'll do it.

George: Really? You wanna come?

Kramer: Yeah, I love going to the country.

Elaine: Where are they goin'?

Jerry: Fix a screen door in Queens.

by nicemarmot August 4, 2010

screen sickness

looking at any screen for so long that you want to vomit all over yourself

What the hell happened to you? You look terrible!

I got screen sickness man

by clatcho September 13, 2012

screech owl

when your girlfriend (partner) starts telling you what to do and won't shut up

having a general conversation with a mate and your girlfriend cuts in telling you to pick up all your beer cans. she is being a "screech owl". all you can hear is her screeching

by slayher August 1, 2012