Swamp Gas

Pork indused hydrogen sulfide rich vapour jettisoned from the digestive tract, with hallucinatory properties specifically known to induce visions of alien abduction and possible molestation. The odor has been described as a synthesis of thousand year egg, wet dog and brimstone.

Brian: OMFG! I see lights in the sky, think I'm being abducted by ALIENS!

Jer: No that's not aliens that's my Swamp Gas. I had all you can eat baby back pork ribs from Chillies.

Brian: The aliens are probing my orifices with hot metal objects! The space ship smells like Hell, maybe I've died and gone to Hell.

Jer: Nah your not being probed you just sat on the Can Cheese.

by Jerman900 October 23, 2022

Swamp Juice

A green liquid oral solution that comes in the form of bottles of Wockhardt, Triss pharma, and Tussionex. name comes from the dirty green color often found in swampy areas, therefore, receiving its name "swampjuice."

Rapper: Ai s/o my homie aka big dog yung slime for coming thru w that swamp juice!

by Perkyplays(goyard fiend) January 19, 2023

swamp twawt

T Thompson says swamp twawt is a slut that hasnt showered in months pussy slimy.and smells like a swamp

That filthy swamp twawt stinks lime shit

by T thompson October 22, 2019

Swamp Donkey

A large northern pike lurking in the depths of Canadian fishing waters

I caught a huge swamp donkey trolling in Schmidt Lake.

by Jonny Norther May 27, 2019

swamp ass

Swampass is the upgraded way to tell if a homie is being legit fr ong. If a homie lies on swampass they aint a homie anymore

Person 1"yo brother did you hug my girl?"
Person 2 "naah bruv aint no way i hug dat b"
Person 1 "on swamp ass bro"
Person 2 "ok g u got me ther cu I hugged dat bbg and dat b wuz damp as fuukk slime...soory c"
Person 1 "wow bru the fuu that messed c but im glad we can be honasst"

by realone1c October 12, 2022

swamp eye

when a girl is giving oral the males cum then gets in her eye

Rebecca got Garret's cum in her eye so now she had swamp eye

by swamp watt August 31, 2016

Swamp Ass

Swamp Ass is when your crack,balls and gooch start to smell like bad eggs on a case of Monday's,it's extremely sweaty it's like working at a kebab shop.

After a long day of work i went home to this smell of bad eggs ,so! I ran to bathroom and looked in the mirror and whispered swamp Ass to myself I knew this wouldn't be the end ! Then suddenly the swamp Ass was getting closer and closer ,I knew this because I started smelling sweaty clegg nut ,I could hear it swinging it was like walking into Wilkinson's toilets , the smell was getting to me so I just started wiping fiercely I started bleeding but the smell was going then I realised it was me!....

by Swamp64 April 17, 2017