first, you take a massive crap on the floor beside the bed, and you have sex with your girl, as shes moaning and about to orgasm, you stop and pick up your shit and throw it at her, then cum on her leg giving you all the pleasure and her only the first half. then calmy put your clothes on and go play video games.
by crustynraunchy December 07, 2007
When you drill a hole in a bowl of candy and stick your penis in so the next dumbass kid who sticks his hand in gets a little extra "candy" than he bargained for.
by marklar July 24, 2004
MUST BE DONE WITH LIGHTS OFF! When a male pretends to have penetrated a female's vagina with his penis but in fact has inserted a life-like dildo (works best from behind). He proceeds to fake intercourse for a period of time, using the dildo all the while, and suddenly, falls off the bed with yell while leaving the dildo deep in the vagina. The male then turns back on the lights and yells surprise!
by mrs. harris October 21, 2007
While performing oral sex on a woman, the giving parter spreads the labia and screams "SURPRISE!" into her vagina
by Jboydabs March 03, 2015
The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.
Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?
Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!
Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!
by BenjaminFrank February 22, 2009
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by Matt September 26, 2003