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stanley steamer

A shit so magnificent that when let loose it undoubtedly clogs the toilet. Not only does the rank of this shit flow out of the batheroom and into other rooms...but in nearly every case in releasing this magnificent shit it leads to having to call the carpet company Stanley Steamer to have them remove the shit stains on the carpets caused by the original outstanding dump that not only clogged the toilet but got on the carpet.
"You bastard you let loose a Stanley Steamer again..Call them up..speed dial number 4 ass hole"
by Jack P Davis April 8, 2008
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colorado steamer

Leaving a steaming pile of bodily fluid (feces, semen, etc) on someones chest after they pass out from a rigorous night of hard sweaty sex.
after the bitch passed out I left a colorado steamer on her chest.
by Slungsolow September 27, 2003
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Mongolian Steamer

The MOnoglian Steamer dates back 2500 years with origins in western Mongolia. Its is when a Mongolian girl is giving you a "rimjob" and you fart in there mouth , yup fart in there mouth and make them gag. God damn Mongolians
see your mom for details. I gave this girl a mongolian steamer she almost puked, then i laughed at her for about 3 hours
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steverxl

a badazz dj. gets the crowd movin.
did you see steverxl last night? that foo brokanized some cutz.
by steverxl January 16, 2009
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siemers

crazy girl that likes to skinny dip
my siemers
by heck-no September 24, 2011
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Semerang

The act of dreaming about wearing ladies frilly knickers and enjoying it.
Neil had a semerang last night.
by jwhalli August 3, 2012
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Steerking

1. The act of not being able to steer correctly while driving and texting. Often, leading a vehicle to veer off in different directions or even swerve while in motion.
2. One who appears to be in a trance like state when they text and drive. But who fails to responsibly look around themselves while driving a moving vehicle.
3. The principle act that leads cars to suddenly and without notice smash in to a large tree or other road side object.
"The Interstate was crowded by slow steerking vehicles, and full of negligent drivers who apparently had no consideration for the safety of those around them."

Drexting, Drive-texting, Text-Driving, Driving and Texting, Texting and Driving, Responsible Texting, Swerving, Sterking, Starking, Texting, Steering
by Schizo@theBat September 30, 2013
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