1. Whilst making love to a woman's anus from behind her you bust a nut all up in your condom, then you take you turn your condom inside out and start to go to town on her snatch to get her pregger's. 10 months later when she's having the baby in the hospital you violently kick open the door to her room and scream "You just got SMASH GORDONED!"
by Turd Smoka November 2, 2008
Get the Smash Gordonmug. by Carl December 2, 2003
Get the smashed crabmug. by paul March 18, 2004
Get the smashed kebabmug. A state of inebriation, originating from the Mikhail Gorbachev scale of absolute inebriety, as a result of alcoholic consumption. In this case, the consumed volume is excessive. An individual who has found him/herself in this specific state will not know so, nor will that person be able to perform simple voluntary actions such as walking/standing, speaking comprehensively, or in extreme cases (although not uncommon) remaining concious.
by ReganSmash April 6, 2009
Get the Regan Smashedmug. When a girl lays a smackdown on her ex and homewrecker by smashing there heads together on the dance floor. Then the homewreckers friend goes up to the girl and asks if she had punched her friend and the girl goes "hell yea" and punches the homewreckers friend in the face as well!
by hulk408 October 20, 2008
Get the Sandy Smashmug. Something that you say after you have physically violated someone, just to let them know who's in charge.
by Manjeet the Almighty March 27, 2009
Get the Manjeet Smash mug. Basically, it's synonymous to "Hit it and Quit it". Smash it and Cash It refers to having sex, (Smash It), and then bragging to all your friends, (Cash It).
It can also be used as: You have sex with a prostitute (Smash It) and then pay her (Cash It).
It can also be used as: You have sex with a prostitute (Smash It) and then pay her (Cash It).
by I am God, Lawl. April 13, 2011
Get the Smash It And Cash Itmug.